| John: | YOU'RE LATE. |
| Sherlock: | You punched me! |
| John: | Three years. |
| Sherlock: | You punched me right in the face! |
| John: | Three years! |
| Sherlock: | Look, I'm bleeding! |
| John: | Three years and FOUR PSYCHIATRISTS! |
| Sherlock: | ...Four? |
| John: | ...I kept biting them. |
| Sherlock: | Why? |
| John: | They said you were a fraud. |